I’ve only been here a day, but I’m already starting to notice some profound changes:
|Last 4 months||Next 4 months|
|Making money||Paying tuition|
|Green USD$||Multi-coloured CDN$|
|MS Badge||UW Student ID|
|Sunny 75 F||Rainy 11 C|
|1 absentee roommate||1 male & 2 female roommates|
|Master bedroom||Basement dungeon|
|Queen-sized bed||Foam twin mattress|
|Satellite tv with surround sound||Basic cable on 14″ tv|
|Steadily finishing work||Avoiding writing work report|
|Pro Club||Columbia Ice Fields|
|Jon Stewart||Rick Mercer|
|Gas can parties on weekends||Gas can party on Wednesday before Bomber|
Welcome back to the land of ice and snow. Just be thankful you aren’t in Manitoba. Snowing and damn cold on Sunday, May 1.
Now that you are back in Canada, I’m forwarding your mail from the last 4 months. Hit the books boy and get that work report done. Documentation , Documentation, Documentation, that’s the name of the game.