So, I was eating dinner (what little food I have left in my fridge) and watching an episode of Battlestar Gallactica I had downloaded on my laptop, when these two salespeople came to the door trying to sell me Roger’s digital cable and internet. I mentioend we didn’t have a TV and I was leaving the country tomorrow. She asked what I was watching on my laptop, so I told her. After they left I needed to compulsively check my email and lj, so I wandered up the street with my giant laptop open, pressing F5 trying to find an unsecured wireless network. I probably looked a bit sketchy, but whaterver. When I found one, I plunked myself down on the front lawn and started downloading stuff. Guess who wanders by, but the two salespeople.
The deep question of the day is: Why pay for cable tv and internet when I can just download tv shows on my computer and steal internet from my neighbors?
I guess in the winter WAR walking wouldn’t be quite as fun. Oh, the neighbor is taking her garbage out and giving me looks. Time to go.
You, Sir, are my hero.
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